Things I see often enough to mention here tonight:
- Old people puttering into malls, stopping and standing in place, looking all around (above inclusive) in wonder/horror at where they are, occasionally asking a passerby a question, then after that person leaves, cautiously wandering further into the mall as if into a haunted forest
- Cool-looking Asian kids running for buses
- Women 90% of the time being far messier than men (imagine!)
- Women 75% of the time being ruder than men
- People in general walking in the rain without umbrellas (and usually one of them is me; not because I’m trying to prove something, but because I’m always running to catch a bus like some cool Asian kid)
- Cats, glorious cats! Usually crossing the street moments before a bus comes
- My toes bleeding
Thank you and goodnight.
