Chrome keeps freezing. Are you cold, little one? I love you… you’re normally so quick and clean and refreshing. *Wraps a blanket around you.* Is that better? Will you start scrolling again soon? Is it that I haven’t updated you in a while? Do you feel out of style? Are you angry at me because I’ve been working doubles and I haven’t been warming you up with my ever-overheating laptop? I am so dedicated to you, Chromey. Don’t let me down. You’ve always made me so happy in the past.
You know what’s nice?
Waking up in a relaxed state beside the person you don’t hate, when you want to, while rain is pouring outside and you don’t have to work for a few hours. Yes. That is kind of nice.