Fun Fact: I could write cover letters in my sleep by now. Last night, instead of pornography, Showcase had the movie SAW on. You know the one I’m talking about? Well, my sister who smokes pot liked it, so I didn’t think I would. But then my other sister who doesn’t smoke pot told me the whole series was pretty good for that kind of movie, so I decided to watch it. And damned if I didn’t think it was pretty all right. So all … Continue reading

Hey thanks, see ya never.

Hi Nikki, Thanks so much for having attended the interview, earlier this weekfor the _______ position available within ______. Myapologies for the delay in getting back to you…we were waiting on someforms to be completed and approved. You were not the successfulcandidate for this position and I’m happy to give you specific interviewfeedback, if you wish. Overall, you interviewed well and seem live a very driven and competentindividual. After speaking with you, we felt that the position wouldnot hold enough of a challenge for you … Continue reading


I love Crest Whitestrips because they make my skin look tan. I love the Colbert is God graffiti on a shitty building on Westchester more and more every time I see it. I don’t love it because it’s awesome, but rather because it seems so… wrong. Get Loose was arrested in Toronto. I wonder if he and Colbert is God are from rival gangs or the same posse. I use a powder brush from Bare Escentuals. It’s getting old and worn, and now reads BARF … Continue reading

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