I’m going to get laser hair removal. It’s actually really, really inexpensive, and it’s done by the same guy who rid me of pimples (for the most part) for the rest of my life. I consider him a wizard. While I don’t agree with the amount of Botox injections he performs per year, I’m kind of cool with paying him a small fee to never again have to stress that I wore a short-sleeved shirt (an SSS) when I probably shouldn’t have.
I mean, am I ever going to need hair under my arms?
Oh no. What if I do??!