A man vomiting is the single most awful thing a woman can be subject to hearing, as I learned last night. Miklos is suffering from Man Flu. Based on symptoms given, a woman would diagnose the same ailment in herself as acid reflux. In fact, the same pizza I ate last night had the dramatic effects of heartburn which I know and am thereby bored of so easily.
At any rate, hopefully that’s all it was. Pepto seemed to soften the cries of the dying man on my couch so I have hope.
And now, to make you feel a whole lot better about this thing, I present to you some funny: