There’s something about every word kids use today that makes me feel like an old person who knows words too well to want to listen to them poorly utilized. Here is a list of words I would be happy never to hear again:
- [Not a word, but a phrase:] “In all honesty…”
- “For real”
- Toight (like tight, with an inserted ‘o’, for the old people reading)
- Vajeen (gross)
And although it’s not on the list, you kids are totes ruining ‘bacon’ for me. Bacon was MY thing. Stop liking it so it won’t be all over every t-shirt!