I love Crest Whitestrips because they make my skin look tan. I love the Colbert is God graffiti on a shitty building on Westchester more and more every time I see it. I don’t love it because it’s awesome, but rather because it seems so… wrong. Get Loose was arrested in Toronto. I wonder if he and Colbert is God are from rival gangs or the same posse. I use a powder brush from Bare Escentuals. It’s getting old and worn, and now reads BARF … Continue reading
Tonight I premiere the one-ended MSN conversation. [All responses have been removed from the conversation, even the great ones that I felt pained to have to let go of forever. Okay, except for one.] kris says:jumanji in africakris says:u like jumanjikris says:u like joe boxer?chief runingwater?kris says:jeep grand cherokeekris says:hahakris says:u like checkerskris says:i got checkerboard 4 ukris says:okris says:u like jet li on snakes ona plane?kris says:u use crest white stripskris says:jack chan eats fruitkris says:ya he does. u like obama?kris says:or hilary stickskris … Continue reading
This past weekend, we were discussing work and school and life in general, and my dad said, “Aren’t you used to it?” I said, “I guess.” [Which is my reply to just about anything lately.] But you know, you never really get used to people shitting on you when you’ve done nothing to deserve it. And I know that’s typical; saying “I did nothing to deserve it”. But at least when I’ve done something to deserve it, I’m understanding of the reactions I get. What … Continue reading
I never want to be a leader. Especially not after (almost finishing) writing the most redundant paper I’ve written in a long while. End my life! Cell phone-MSN sucks. My alter ego is Turkey Sub. Kristin’s is Chunky Soup. We get along all right. We need someone to be 2% Milk. I’m sick of having the physical insides of a 55 year old man. (I don’t even think 55 year old women get the same kind of stomach problems and heartburn as I do.) I … Continue reading
Let’s pretend this was posted yesterday.Let’s pretend I can’t do HTML when I’ve been drinking all night, even though the above link clearly worked as it should have.Let’s pretend I wasn’t told I’d be sued by a guy who wanted to buy 12 cases of pop today when the limit at my store is 4 per person.Let’s pretend I’m not using Spellcheck and backspacing at the moment.Let’s pretend I didn’t drink 2 rum & cokes and one Kahlua mudslide tonight.Let’s pretend I am not watching … Continue reading
