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And another thing.

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Pretentiousness level: High Tonight at work, a woman with two young children approached the cash desk. Her son held a pack of gum in his hand. She noticed it, jerked it out of his hands, looked at the package, and loudly proclaimed, “Oh, NO! No no. It has sorbitol in it. You’re not getting that.” “Why not?” the child asked innocently. “Because sorbitol is bad for you.” And then, she instead bought 12 packs of Smarties, a bag of Gummy Worms, and a pack of … Continue reading

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Operation Dumbo Drop

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I’m getting up at 9 in the morning, no matter what. This late-night cycle has to end. Although it is the only time I’m sure I’ll ever do my course reading for Labour Relations, because let’s be honest: Who needs that shit during the daytime?? There is so much to be done. And I’m doing none of it. Snooze limit tomorrow: 5 times. Not 15. (I’m serious.) Sometimes I see a light on in my house, and I almost walk past it, but then I … Continue reading

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Every day is another trip to the mall for me. Closet organizing things, mostly, to make the most of my vertical space. And hooks. Plenty of hooks. I’m pretty sure either my bulletin board or full-length mirror (both??) will fall down in the middle of the night. Oop. Let’s hope those hooks are structurally sound. Living this far from a Tim Hortons leaves much to be desired. Actually… between this site and this one, I’m learning that the longest it could possibly take me to … Continue reading

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Left to get a baked potato, came back for the drama.

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Baked potatoes can be microwaved. I feel like a sap for never really thinking about this until tonight. Got sent home from work with whatever viral infection I have. I figure it was their kind way of saying “You look like shit, go home and get some sleep.” I love my work. Remind me to make a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. Share the post “Left to get a baked potato, came back for the drama.” FacebookXShare… Continue reading

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"TRAB PU KCIP! TRAB PU KCIP!" "’Pick a bar’?? What the hell does that mean?"

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I’m On My Way! In terms of eating somewhat healthily, that is! And if eating more than one meal a day (that isn’t from McDonalds) is any indication of that, then yes sirs and madams, I am there. Let’s face it. I’ll never ease off the caffeine addiction, but I don’t have it much on weekends (weekends are for mixed drinks and salty snacks!) and I have coaxed myself into believing that Tetley Decaffeinated Earl Grey tastes just as good as the regular kind. I … Continue reading

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