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I TYPE THIS WAY FOR A REASON
BECAUSE I ALWAYS YELL AT PEOPLE. That is today’s post. Mull it over, would you? Share the post “I TYPE THIS WAY FOR A REASON” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
Author: Nik
Good Day
I have to say, this is the first time in weeks I have been able to say “There is nothing on TV.” Even when we spent a week up north in the middle of nowhere with the rattly satellite that would lose signal every 7 minutes, I was happier about the programming. I imagine this is a lot like what I can expect from my retirement years. Which is why I imagine so many old people are quite all right with dying. Life’s all about… Continue reading
Dear Trainwreck
I realize some girls were not lucky enough to grow up with the most supportive of families. I am aware of how insecure this makes them. I know it’s why they walk around with skirts hiked up to their buttholes, and why they drink and drug themselves stupid in vain attempts to attract attention, so easily mistaking it for affection. And for once, it’s not the fact that they’re contributing to the degeneration of all that women have worked so hard for a century to… Continue reading
Is that real ketchup? Yep!
I’m normally a summer person, but it’s going to be mid-temp today and I actually don’t mind it. Yesterday I remembered how much I loved a hot coffee instead of just liked it as a morning routine, and today it actually motivated me to wake up before 8am on my first day of vacation. Shit! It’s so good! You ever type something and at the same time someone else says that same thing? I don’t. Why is there an actually ‘cut’-looking version of the Koodo… Continue reading
When I was your age, blah blah blah!
Because Dan is a tingus, I have to blog again. So what’s new in the world? Well, I just don’t know. Today I will outwardly consider how sad it is that money is such a motivator for some people. Not in the way that they’ll work, however. No, no. I am referring to the money so readily available to deadbeats and other human embodiment of sloth who for no good reason actually opt to leech off the common working people instead of making a single… Continue reading
Grrrr…
“Pay money for me. I am so innocent and would never destroy your home.” A while back, we got a dog. My family had several dogs when I was growing up, and I guess I must have been spoiled because they were the best dogs in the universe. Our dog now is adorable, funny, sweet — you can’t help but feel like a total a-hole for no reason when you look into her sad little brown eyes. She is also the most destructive dog I… Continue reading
Mommy? Why do you have 20 blogs?
The answer to the above lies in my many personalities, my dear Dan. (I assume you were the one asking the question.) I wanted to create a blog for practical purposes — little things I have learned and liked to know, or ideas, and the altogether simpler things. After all, Rico has a blog, so it’s only right that my domestic side does too. And don’t tell him he only has one follower. He’ll ride your ass for days trying to get you to explain… Continue reading
Noma Noma Noma
Carpal tunnel’s setting in, so I will be blunt. The lasagna we ate tonight was very good, even though it was hospital lasagna. And I didn’t even have to be hospitalized to have it. So there it is. Miracles do happen. Share the post “Noma Noma Noma” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
My New Goal
It’s weird thinking that when I wrote that last blog, it was May. An entire summer has shot by us, and Jack Layton, who led the NDP to win more seats than ever before in Canadian federal elections has passed away. Boy, was I angry (about Harper, I mean). Truly, nothing ever changes in Canadian politics. We just expect and accept the stupid. It is very sad about Layton, however. I don’t endorse any particular political party normally, but the guy himself had a heart… Continue reading
Ridic, yall. Mother f’n ridic.
Hey Canada. It’s time to eat shit. Everybody: We couldn’t take a half hour out of the two months advance notice we had before election day to summarize our beliefs in accordance with a party to prepare ourselves to vote? Or maybe Say Yes to the Dress ran another marathon today. Had I known, that would’ve kept me home the 10 minutes it took me to drive to vote and come home. And might I say, thank you to all the senior citizens who were clearly the… Continue reading
