When will I stop feeling as if the people around me are the blandest folks I’ve ever met? I care too little about people to be in Human Resources Management, but I smoke pot too rarely to be in Horticulture. Where do I belong? /pointless Share the post “Drifters” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
I haggled the shit out of (thesaurus says “hammered out a deal with”) a guy today, and my steadfastness went the distance. My bass amplifier with its limited memories and 70 pounds of weight are now gone from my life; replacing it, a small pile of twenty dollar bills which I plan to sleep on tonight. Went to a show last night. I hate to admit it but my professor was half right about something: Ale House beer does taste like piss, but only sometimes.… Continue reading
I’m PUMPED for Survivor. YESSSSSSSSS Survivor!I’m also JAZZED about what happened on the first episode tonight.PSYCHED. Great things are on the way. Share the post “BOO-YA! That’s how you say it, right?” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
Also, Criss Angel hanging from a helicopter by fishhooks in his back is really, really gross. Share the post “Strangers in the Night” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
There is about this much snow out there right now: (Minus the ice on the trees. There is no ice.) And classes are cancelled.I’m not complaining, but I’m just saying. Really, Niagara College? Same with Brock. Really?? That’s okay. This’ll make 3 weeks in a row that I haven’t had my Organizational Behaviour class, at all. Except for that one time when the substitute came in and gave us the same lecture our prof gave us the first week. Right. Share the post “Really?” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey: More monkey: Share the post “Reasons for Living” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
That’s it. I’m going to get laser hair removal. It’s actually really, really inexpensive, and it’s done by the same guy who rid me of pimples (for the most part) for the rest of my life. I consider him a wizard. While I don’t agree with the amount of Botox injections he performs per year, I’m kind of cool with paying him a small fee to never again have to stress that I wore a short-sleeved shirt (an SSS) when I probably shouldn’t have. I… Continue reading
I haven’t typed in some of my passwords in so long that once my cache decides to kill itself, I’ll never be able to log in again. Did my speech, blew the professor away. I have “the presence of a stand-up comic” and my sense of humour is “great”. Both, true stories. I hate to admit it, but compliments give me a bit of a turbo charge. I was like Robin Williams for the next few hours, hairy and surely annoying the shit out of… Continue reading
I’m On My Way! In terms of eating somewhat healthily, that is! And if eating more than one meal a day (that isn’t from McDonalds) is any indication of that, then yes sirs and madams, I am there. Let’s face it. I’ll never ease off the caffeine addiction, but I don’t have it much on weekends (weekends are for mixed drinks and salty snacks!) and I have coaxed myself into believing that Tetley Decaffeinated Earl Grey tastes just as good as the regular kind. I… Continue reading
I got my hair did. Finally. I will never have a straight woman do it again because the guy who did my hair was a genius and all the women I’ve had do my hair nearly always screwed it up. Paying twice the amount that you normally pay for a haircut sometimes works out exceptionally well. On a completely unrelated note, please visit this website and listen to Ben Folds’ cover of “Bitches Ain’t Shit” if you haven’t to date. If you have, it’s still… Continue reading
