Fun Fact: I could write cover letters in my sleep by now. Last night, instead of pornography, Showcase had the movie SAW on. You know the one I’m talking about? Well, my sister who smokes pot liked it, so I didn’t think I would. But then my other sister who doesn’t smoke pot told me the whole series was pretty good for that kind of movie, so I decided to watch it. And damned if I didn’t think it was pretty all right. So all… Continue reading
You ever hit Send and then think “Oh shit. I really hit Send, didn’t I”? Yeah, I did that tonight. God, I hate that. Moreover, my program coordinator is about to hate me. Good morning, Program Coordinator! You’ve got mail (if anyone still used AOL)! Nikki is a giant douche, you say! … And so forth. See, I wrote an email to her a few nights ago, but then I drafted it because I wasn’t sure it was appropriate. Upon re-reading it, I decided that… Continue reading
This guy came into my store yesterday. A little unsettling, yes. Tomorrow marks the would-be Saturday of my ‘weekend’, which will be mostly filled with catching up on sleep. Ah, the life of a shift-working part-timer. How depressing. You know, to those types who still have emotions. I saw an article (in the Toronto Sun; regardless, it was an article) criticizing how people don’t kiss in public nearly as much as they used to anymore. Is anyone else actually kind of happy about this? Share… Continue reading
My rankings on Facebook’s Compare People are as follows. (Why do you care, you ask? Why does anyone read anyone else’s blog in the first place? I retort.) you category votes wins win% 1st would i rather take shopping 24 19 79% 2nd more likely to win in a fight 3 3 100% 2nd prettier 6 5 83% 2nd better dancer 4 4 100% 2nd harder worker 5 5 100% 3rd more reliable 3 3 100% 3rd cuter 6 6 100% 3rd more adventurous 5… Continue reading
Do these things: Buy strawberries and Cool Whip, because everything tastes better with a bit of water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil (CPKO), sodium caseinate, vanilla extract, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60 (glycosperse), and beta carotene. Then, eat the strawberries and Cool Whip. Make a hot chocolate. Cool Whip does not taste good in hot chocolate, so don’t bother trying it. Shake your sillies out, dancing almost violently and lonesomely to imaginary Modest Mouse music while… Continue reading
Hi Nikki, Thanks so much for having attended the interview, earlier this weekfor the _______ position available within ______. Myapologies for the delay in getting back to you…we were waiting on someforms to be completed and approved. You were not the successfulcandidate for this position and I’m happy to give you specific interviewfeedback, if you wish. Overall, you interviewed well and seem live a very driven and competentindividual. After speaking with you, we felt that the position wouldnot hold enough of a challenge for you… Continue reading
Robert Downey, Jr. is rather charming as Tony Stark. Share the post “” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
I love Crest Whitestrips because they make my skin look tan. I love the Colbert is God graffiti on a shitty building on Westchester more and more every time I see it. I don’t love it because it’s awesome, but rather because it seems so… wrong. Get Loose was arrested in Toronto. I wonder if he and Colbert is God are from rival gangs or the same posse. I use a powder brush from Bare Escentuals. It’s getting old and worn, and now reads BARF… Continue reading
Oh hi. If you’ve just found me now, well I sure am good at keeping secrets. Or, as it were, at eventually disclosing them. Yet another thing I’m good at is failing miserably at interviewing for jobs. I also succeed at accepting the rejection calls the HR directors (or their lackeys) make to me shortly after. I’ve got to hand it to them; at least they’re prompt with their rejection. Which reminds me, I’ve got an interview tomorrow. And I’m learning things. You know, just… Continue reading
I like to stay out of socio-political discussions because most often I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, but the people who govern Myanmar are absolutely fucking sick. I’ll be glad to be away from the news for a couple days, but sad because I know it’s still going on. I can’t believe how different things are from one place to another; how is this kind of shit even allowed to happen? Woke up at 5:30 this morning. Went to bed about four… Continue reading
