The Comma Lab

Came home to some devil music playing in the office.  I eventually realized it was coming from my new speakers which were sitting atop my new desk, the purchase of both of which I was previously unaware. Not to be confused with the other Comma Lab. Share the post “The Comma Lab” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading

Fat Canada, We’ll See You Shortly!

Finally, we’re catching up to America.  If you don’t watch the news or listen to the radio but you do read this blog, here is a chart for reference: On a similar topic, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford only weighed in at 33o lbs today, cheeseburger NOT in hand.  Congrats, Mr. Ford! Share the post “Fat Canada, We’ll See You Shortly!” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading

Eat it!

Wii Fit Age: 23!  Suck on that! And then consider that it’s only because the heat is so unevenly distributed in our house that I have to work out to keep warm.   Seriously though, feeling pretty good about that!  (I won’t tell you my last 3 or 4 Wii Fit Ages, but someone else might tell you they were at least 7 years older than that, and at most about 20 years older just a couple weeks ago.  Eek.) This is what my neighbours… Continue reading

101 Things You Never Cared to Learn and Why Didn’t I Make This a Numbered List?

I suppose I should write an entry!  How about a list of things about me? I have a horrible sense of smell which is most of the time absent. When I can smell, it is usually dog-related and unpleasant, but I can also smell lavender and sometimes I can smell everything.  Right now, my hand smells like onions, but I haven’t eaten any onions and I definitely showered earlier. I only enjoy parts of George Carlin’s humour.  Most of what I know about him I… Continue reading

Death & All His Friends

We all do it eventually, but there’s something about dying that seems totally unfair to me.  Something besides the never seeing anyone you love again or their ever again seeing you.  It’s that, as a storyteller, I will never be able to sum up my death in a few (or a bunch of) words, or make a joke about its irony if applicable.  I don’t by any means want people to joke about my death (you jerks), but as someone like me would tend to… Continue reading

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