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Un Link S’il-Vous-Plaît
What you’re getting: The Definitive Collection of Cat GIFs Additional Costs: None A sample: Share the post “Un Link S’il-Vous-Plaît” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
Category: Uncategorized
These will be updated to include a category with time, but to generalize, most involve music, photos, or general personal blogging. Basically I learned about categories when I was 700 posts in, and didn’t care to go back more than a couple hundred entries categorizing.
Weather Forecast
It’s not raining yet, but it will be in about 45 minutes because that is what happens every time I happen to walk outside to take the bus. Incredible timing, this weather has. Apparently yesterday was beautiful out. I work inside of a cave so I cannot confirm. Happy February! What if this is the month you become famous, or even infamous? Things to consider. Share the post “Weather Forecast” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
Checkin’ out!
That’s right, folks! I’m moving right on off of this here Planet Earth. You might say Mars ain’t no better, but it’s livable, they tell me, and it’s sure not inhabited like this wreck of an abomination of a garbage sphere is. Woman marries a building because she loves it Yep, time for me to move on. I’d invite you all to come with, but I feel like that might wreck the experience of a fresh new (and red!) globe without people on it for… Continue reading
Spooky
I want walls filled with art. If anyone would like to donate walls filled with art, or even simply art for me to fill my current walls with, contact me and we will arrange for this. Everything I see on Etsy, I want. And then there’s the furniture part – everything I see on the IKEA site, I want. It’s a big problem. I wonder if I tried to paint if I’d know how now. A few years ago, I gave it a shot and… Continue reading
‘Wack’ Wedding Photographer Prices
I’m no wedding photographer, but all I can say is “good for this lady” for her detailed response to a very uninformed person’s rant on Craigslist. People are so ludicrous. Your wedding will cost money if you don’t choose to get married at city hall in a five minute ceremony with no formal reception. And quality photography also includes the cost of the time spent/research done/fuel consumed in training yourself how to take beautiful pictures. Share the post “‘Wack’ Wedding Photographer Prices” FacebookPinterestShare…Email Continue reading
“I Don’t GET Twitter!”
When you first sign up for Twitter, chances are you don’t get it. “Isn’t it just status updates?” At first glance, and to some users, yes. More importantly though, no. Use it however you will, but Twitter is best summed up with its tagline: “What’s happening?” A much better tagline might be “What’s happening now?” (Don’t get all George Carlin on me, I realize it’s the same thing but the now lends a sense of immediacy to the reader.) Twitter can be a news source,… Continue reading
Sziklos
A man vomiting is the single most awful thing a woman can be subject to hearing, as I learned last night. Miklos is suffering from Man Flu. Based on symptoms given, a woman would diagnose the same ailment in herself as acid reflux. In fact, the same pizza I ate last night had the dramatic effects of heartburn which I know and am thereby bored of so easily. At any rate, hopefully that’s all it was. Pepto seemed to soften the cries of the dying… Continue reading
TOTES LEGIT AWKWARD!!!
There’s something about every word kids use today that makes me feel like an old person who knows words too well to want to listen to them poorly utilized. Here is a list of words I would be happy never to hear again: Awkward Legit Epic [Not a word, but a phrase:] “In all honesty…” “For real” Bro Totes Toight (like tight, with an inserted ‘o’, for the old people reading) Vajeen (gross) And although it’s not on the list, you kids are totes ruining… Continue reading
Truly Offended
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Going to Extremes
Highest elevation on Earth: Mount Everest – 8,850 m (29,035 ft) Lowest elevation on Earth: Dead Sea shore – −424 m (−1,391 ft) Hrm, well we’re not going to summit Mount Everest for our wedding, and we’re certainly not going to the dead world of biblical history. How about North America? Highest elevation in North America: Denali (Mount McKinley) – 6,198 m (20,335 ft) Lowest elevation in North America: Death Valley, California – −86 m (−282 ft) [Source: Wikipedia -Extremes on Earth] Why is the lowest elevation always inclusive of death somehow?… Continue reading
