Meh, gotta nuke something.

I smell food and now I’m hungry. I have so much reviewing to do tonight, as well as a presentation to memorize, which just isn’t going to happen, really. Worked and reviewed all weekend. Oh well! I never wanted a life anyway. Oh, and I think my dad finally believes me that the car needs serious help. It may have stalled on him 80 times in the process of him driving it to their place to get it looked at tomorrow. I’ll have to ask.… Continue reading

Why Working Out at Midnight Just Feels Like Summer

I just had a really good workout. The first workout since my first workout after the New Years resolution that I would continue to workout more, which didn’t work out. [The cymbals would crash here, if the drummer hadn’t already left in his boredom.] And I feel REALLY good. You should do it too. And eat more clementines. I’ve been doing that all week, too, thanks to Lauren buying a crate she can’t possibly finish on her own. That, of course, does not make up… Continue reading

Worst. Education. Ever.

Not that anyone who reads this will ever want to go into HR (especially now), but word to the wise, I really should’ve taken this program instead of the one I took at Niagara College which was comprised of NO electives and forced me and my schooltime chums into wasting a lot of our lives with such bullshit courses as Personal & Professional Development (AKA Teacher Forces You to Talk About Your Feelings Even Though Businesspeople Have No Feelings 101) and Management Principles (AKA Let’s… Continue reading

Stop Thinking

Latest pet peeve: When you ask me for advice, I give you advice, then you tell me why it won’t work. So I take the extreme opposite of that advice, which I suppose you have pre-decided on anyhow, and say “Well, do that then,” and you still don’t agree with that. Then, I try to reach some middle ground, and I advise that instead, and you also disagree with that. You do not need my help. You need a counsellor. Or someone to take care… Continue reading

Today was a nice taste of springtime in February. Temporary, yet so very right. I got to remember what it was like to wear a jacket instead of a coat. Amazing. I got to walk around on the snowless sidewalks wearing flats and no socks. The best! I can’t wait for this to be all the time again. And if snow is so deadly, why does it only take a little warmth to zap it all away? You have to hate the irony of that.… Continue reading

You know maps are antiquated when…

I had a pretty good day. It started off with missing class and ended off with a silly prank and a skinny Avondale kid awkwardly reading off a map and making the lot of us laugh at his nerdiness. [Ah, so much you would’ve enjoyed. Why does everything strike me that way now?] The test went great. At least I plan to think so until I get the results back. And I got 100% on an assignment from last week. And I think I’m going… Continue reading

So. I’m doing a review for a test I have tomorrow and I’ve hit a roadblock. Oh, ok, I found it now. This might as well have been Twittered, for all anyone will care. Hey, I took a bunch of pictures this weekend, many of which I haven’t uploaded yet… but also, many of which I have. Go look if you’re bored (be sure to click page 2 as well). [Aside: When Flickr people add me who have displayed photos they took of the corpse… Continue reading

In the span of 25 minutes…

Walked in on a girl in the bathroom who was screaming hysterically at the toilet. She then told me I could use it, whereby I asked, “Um, is it working all right?” She then began to cry because she had just flushed her Motorolla RAZR down the toilet. Overheard a conversation about Dunnville while on the bus home. A girl told another girl that all they had in Dunnville was a bowling alley. The other girl then proceeded to ask the first what a bowling… Continue reading

I was pretty sure I couldn’t do it, but it only took me from 2pm until now to read the three disgustingly long chapters I needed to, with just one break to eat a [horrible] packet of Thai noodles [that cook up like Mr Noodles which has sent my stomach into an effervescent spiral of hellishness] so that I didn’t starve. I should’ve just eaten dirt off the kitchen floor. Plenty for all! This morning, I enjoyed breakfast with Garth. That was a nice switch!… Continue reading

85 lyrics rushing through my head that are begging to be put in my extended MSN name:

Where has my head gone You can tell them I’m coming and Hell’s coming with me There’s no room for error I love you, I love you, oh brother of mine Shock me like an electric eel Please please please God don’t be a bastard, Christ knows she deserves something nice for a change No point to this one. This is just my time-waster now that I’ve remembered it’s here. Blog while I’m alive, live when I’m dead. Or something like that. Share the post… Continue reading

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